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Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices?
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
Customer: Why don't you eat here, waiter?
Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the felony.
Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten?
Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it.
Diner: Could I have a glass of water?
Waiter: To drink?
Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.
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