Waiter jokes
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Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !
I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet !
Sir you haven't touched your custard.
I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !
"Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!"
"My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager."
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler?
WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake?
WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.
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